Sabre defense Zombie spray… Seriously guys??

Posted: June 2, 2012 in Product Review

Okay, we like zombies, we like zombie targets, we like some of the zombie products, but seriously? Zombie pepper spray?? Anyone who’s read Max Brooks’ Zombie Survival Guide knows a zombie can’t feel this stuff making it completely useless. Yeah, they’re afraid of fire, but this doesn’t correlate.

I hate the quotes on the packaging “equally effective on the living,” and “For self-defense only. The use of this substance or device for any purpose other than self-defense is a crime under the law.”

The scary thing is it’ll take no time for court cases to pop up with people using this for self defense. We’re all dreading the use of Hornady’s Z Max ammunition for carry, and sadly we all know someone who’s carrying it in their gun. “it’s cheaper, it’s just Hornady Critical Defense.” No, it’s not critical defense. It says right on the package it’s for killing zombies and you will feel like a zombie after a defense attorney gets through with you on the stand.

Please use your head and keep novelty merchandise out of your go bags and fighting gear.

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Comments
  1. Larissa Rasor/OnyxSaber says:

    giggle….snort…..ummm…..yeeeeah……NOT gonna be in this girl’s bag ‘o’ tricks!

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